Funniest thing my pet has done

My dog is very funny. Just about everything he has done was one of the funniest things. His name is Shanky. We have had him since three to four years.He is like the part of my family.We love him so much.He loves to hide under the bed.He has sensitive hearing. It could be barking at any number of things that we can't hear, such as a mouse behind the walls or a cat that is a couple of streets away.He feels so happy when my father arrived.he starts jumping and cover my father with licks.Well he can't live without my mother.Everytime i gave him a shower and when i am done,his fur would be so nice and shiny.Then he'd go to the dirtiest,muddiest part of the garden and roll about in it.He is too naughty.